Presenting my herd mentality blog with a difference
Top few shitty things I hate/ despise/ loathe about new years :D
,|,,) The Best and Worst lists of the year: Yes, you guessed it. 10 days left for the year to die in peace and everyone from TV channels to newspapers and your baaju waali aunty conduct an elaborate postmortem on the year past and compile their very own '6.75 best *insert random category here* of 2009'
,|,, ,,|,) The Best and the worst of the decade: Oh my FUCKIN' God! As if the best/worst of the year was not enough, some nincompoop realized that it was the end of the decade. God damn it. 10 years ago I was a 10 year old school going kid whose only problem about the new millennium was not Y2K but Christmas homework. Isn't that shit loads to dissect?!
,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) What are your New Year's eve plans? :D : Main Kyun Bataun? This question only reinstalls my faith in the voyeuristic nature of human beings. I'm not inviting you to whatever I'm doing, you're not inviting me to yours. Point kya tha?
,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Naye varsh mein baba ramdev ka aashirwaad aapke saath hai DONT DLTE THS MSG. PASS TO 50 FRNDS AND U WILL GET 'BIGST C*****A AWRD' DNT DLTE PLS PLS: *sigh* Enough said?
,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Older people asking you what your new year's resolution is: Why is it so essential to waste ten minutes of my precious life making up resolutions that I'm going to forget as soon as the clock strikes 12. This year, just to make offenders of this rule miserable, I'm going to tell them, "I plan to earn more than what you currently earn in a matter of a few months. Then I'm going to spend the money right in front of you and make you feel miserable about your own life. Does that make you feel better? *bats eyelids*"
,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Fucktards who will be spending new years in front of the TV watching pre recorded shows with shitty artistes performing: DUDE! If you are going to ring in the new year watching Rakhi Sawant gyrating to 'Dekhta hai tu kya' , I'm so sorry for you.
,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Christmas Vacation Homework: Drat! This miserable thing will never let me enjoy new years in peace. Mummy!
To all those who managed to go through my entire rant without divorcing your hair and head, have a happy new decade and a happy new year and a happy January and a ... OK, you get the drift. And to the offenders of my list, a Hindi saying of the back of a truck in some part of North India should be enough:
"Buri Nazar waale tere bachche jiye, bade hoke tera hi khoon piye"
Cheers! :D
5 comments:
Haha! Quite nice. The Baba Ramdev bullshit is quite a constant, actually. It happens all round the year.
ROFL - was my expression all throughout ! And the trucks of North India really say those lines? Never seen that !
@ apoorv- quite a lot do :)
!very nice! Loved the Truck-line. There are some good ones stuck on the rusted asses of trucks in Bengal as well...always a pleasure !!!
thanks :D
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