Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hippie, Noo Yaar (Part I)

While I was carrying out the tedious job of delivering half-a-kilo each of dahi and paneer home safely, 18 minutes ago, i realised, "Damn! I haven't made no new year's resolution yet!" 

So, I rushed back home and here I am!

NISHTHA'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS FOR THE YEAR 2009 (Part I)

1) I will stop being a sarcastic bitch... *snort* Yeah, right!

2) For the next few days, I will NOT paste a constipated smile on my face repeating 'Happeee new yaar' and 'Sam to youuu' as if I'm genuinley glad to see you.

3) I'm not spending two bucks forwarding you a stupid new years message which makes you think, "Sheesh, what a retard!"

4) I will stop cussing the year 2008... eventually. 2008, you sucked real bad man! Trust me!

5) This time, next year, i will also stop answering lameass questions like, "Where's the parteh tonitezzzzzz?"  

6) I will manage to watch Gunda this year, sachchi!

7) I will learn anger management, not from Mr. Nanda though. 

8) I will blog regularly. 

9) I will pester my parents and/or slog my ass and earn the money to buy me an ESP EX-50 

10) I will stop being a sarcastic bitch... NOT! 

BTW, here's wishing you guys a happy new year: (in random order, for God's sake)

Kamna, Sneha, Karthu, Umu, Val, Ravi, Neha, Ankur, Puneet, Yukti, Sumit, Karthik, Yash, Ankit, DivX, Abhimanyu, Pingu, Akshaya and all my random faaltupanti fraands!

to be continued...