Top seven things I hate about New Years

Well since the whole world and it's sister is writing down their list, why not me?

Presenting my herd mentality blog with a difference

Top few shitty things I hate/ despise/ loathe about new years :D

,|,,) The Best and Worst lists of the year: Yes, you guessed it. 10 days left for the year to die in peace and everyone from TV channels to newspapers and your baaju waali aunty conduct an elaborate postmortem on the year past and compile their very own '6.75 best *insert random category here* of 2009'

,|,, ,,|,) The Best and the worst of the decade: Oh my FUCKIN' God! As if the best/worst of the year was not enough, some nincompoop realized that it was the end of the decade. God damn it. 10 years ago I was a 10 year old school going kid whose only problem about the new millennium was not Y2K but Christmas homework. Isn't that shit loads to dissect?!

,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) What are your New Year's eve plans? :D : Main Kyun Bataun? This question only reinstalls my faith in the voyeuristic nature of human beings. I'm not inviting you to whatever I'm doing, you're not inviting me to yours. Point kya tha?

,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Naye varsh mein baba ramdev ka aashirwaad aapke saath hai DONT DLTE THS MSG. PASS TO 50 FRNDS AND U WILL GET 'BIGST C*****A AWRD' DNT DLTE PLS PLS: *sigh* Enough said?

,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Older people asking you what your new year's resolution is: Why is it so essential to waste ten minutes of my precious life making up resolutions that I'm going to forget as soon as the clock strikes 12. This year, just to make offenders of this rule miserable, I'm going to tell them, "I plan to earn more than what you currently earn in a matter of a few months. Then I'm going to spend the money right in front of you and make you feel miserable about your own life. Does that make you feel better? *bats eyelids*"

,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Fucktards who will be spending new years in front of the TV watching pre recorded shows with shitty artistes performing: DUDE! If you are going to ring in the new year watching Rakhi Sawant gyrating to 'Dekhta hai tu kya' , I'm so sorry for you.

,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ,|,, ) Christmas Vacation Homework: Drat! This miserable thing will never let me enjoy new years in peace. Mummy!

To all those who managed to go through my entire rant without divorcing your hair and head, have a happy new decade and a happy new year and a happy January and a ... OK, you get the drift. And to the offenders of my list, a Hindi saying of the back of a truck in some part of North India should be enough:

"Buri Nazar waale tere bachche jiye, bade hoke tera hi khoon piye"

Cheers! :D

Hate

I'm pissed. Waking up every morning to read at least a couple of stories on women being raped isn't what good mornings are made of. Minor raped by brother-in-law who was in 'love' with her, NRI techie dupes girl saying he'd marry her and then goes 'Muhahah, I aint marrying you, I'm here to rape'

Every time I read something of the sort, it disturbs me. As opposed to people who just read about it like yet another story. But the story that made me cringe was the one about Aruna Shanbaug.

For the ignorant, Shanbaug, a nurse at KEM was sodomized after being strangled with a dog chain by a ward boy. The attack made her lose her speech and left her paralyzed and in a vegetative state. She was 25 at the time of the attack. Oh and just for the record, this happened 36 fuckin' years ago. She is 61 and still in a vegetative state. Pinki Virani, the author of several heart wrenching and disturbing books had written a book on Aruna too. She has now moved SC with a plea to "direct the KEM not to force feed her". Effectively, this means, Euthanasia.

I'm not writing this blog to debate on the morality of Mercy Killing. So let me just get to the point.

In all of this... where the fuck is the ward boy who left Shanbaug in this stats. Sohanlal Walmiki was jailed for 7 years for, get this, attempted murder and robbing Shanbaug's earrings. Full stop. NOT for rape. He apparently is employed in a Delhi hospital.

I'm disgusted. I cannot fathom the mass illness plaguing men in India.

And the only solution I can think of, as punishment and as a deterrent is... castration. No hanging, no life imprisonment, simply chop their weeners off. Life imprisonment and death sentences are easy ways out. Let them be subjected to pain and a life of humiliation as the women they raped were. That ought to do the trick

Oh yes, and I dare... I DARE you pseudo-intellectuals and humanitarians to give me bullcrap about the inhumanity of this, India not believing in the eye-for-an-eye thingy. I DARE you.

Signing off

(ignore any grammatical erorrs, I wrote this in 10 minutes flat)